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French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
dastardlyhans:

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help making this.

dastardlyhans:

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help making this.

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

awwww-cute:

I’ve been aww-ing for about 2 hours

awwww-cute:

I’ve been aww-ing for about 2 hours

princessnononjakuzure:

idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

thatfunnyblog:

Thanks, James Franco.

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ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me