(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
All hail Bem.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?
Wait a second
did he go
to the awards
on the train?
FUCKING SHITJ HSE DID
Petition to tell Tom Hiddleston to stop raising the bar so high for humanity.
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
are you seeing this photo on the official instagram of dylan sprouse
OH MY FUCKING GOD FOR REALS
he found wild lolitas!
Hahaha this is awesome!!
THE TAG. I’m effing dying; you guys are the best.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
The Bad dad looks more fun
if you wanna be my lover you gotta be rich and close to death
im happy for u, bear
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS
this is so sad
between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile
is nobody going to talk about josh peck’s vines
I MGONNA CRY